The Fed’s Theater, Gold’s Triumph, and Gen Z’s Meltdown

Another 25bps Fed charade, gold + Bitcoin crush the S&P, AI guts Gen Z’s job market, and foreign money returns with a hedge.
The Fed’s Theater, Gold’s Triumph, and Gen Z’s Meltdown

The Great 25 Basis Points Charade
Why It’s Time to End the Fed’s Kabuki
Another month, another Fed press conference. Jerome Powell delivered the most telegraphed 25bps cut of the decade, and markets barely yawned (although, after they slept on it, they liked it better).
- S&P 500? Opened flat, closed flat. In between: wild swings as Powell tried to say nothing while pretending to say something.
- Theatrics aside, the real question is: what’s the point of this performance?
The Fed has become a hostage to market expectations. Every move is pre-priced. Every word is rehearsed. And the “independence” fiction is stretched thin.
Takeaway: Rate-setting has already been ceded to markets. The Fed should admit it—and stick to plumbing fixes like repo, lending, and shadow-bank supervision. Until then, we’re watching monetary improv, not policy.
Gold, Silver, and the End of Dollar Exceptionalism

While Powell’s kabuki played out, gold and silver quietly tripled the S&P 500’s YTD returns.
- Gold/S&P ratio just broke a multi-year base—the same setup that preceded monster runs in the 1970s and 2000s.
- For the first time ever, the U.S. is a net importer of physical gold.
- BRICS nations are doubling down on reserves. Trump’s tariff threats only deepen their resolve to build gold-backed trade corridors.
Signals missed by the mainstream:
- Gold and Bitcoin are both outpacing equities.
- Scarcity—metallic and digital—is the new hedge as fiat dilution accelerates.
Dollar exceptionalism is ending, quietly, while news anchors chatter about meme stocks.

AI Is Annihilating Gen Z’s Career Hopes

The business cycle has snapped. Productivity is up and boosting tech earnings. Gen Z jobs are vanishing.
- Tens of thousands of entry-level knowledge roles are gone in tech and services.
- Average Gen Z FICO scores fell 3 points—the steepest drop since 2008.
- 14% saw a 50-point nosedive, locking them out of mortgages and credit.
The “J-curve” optimists say recovery will come. The catch? No one knows where. AI has so far freed people from paychecks, rather than giving them a new pathway to shine.
Investor lens: If the 20-somethings can’t climb the ladder, consumer demand—especially housing—gets kneecapped. The only asymmetric bet Gen Z has is crypto.
Foreign Money Returns But With a Hedge

“Liberation Day” saw foreigners dump U.S. assets. Now they’re back—but hedged.
- Currency-hedged funds dominate inflows.
- Foreign ownership of Treasuries is at a record, but the dollar is still down 11% YTD.
- International investors are treating the U.S. like any other ex-growth developed market: buy equities, short the dollar.
Decoupling confirmed: The S&P can rise while the dollar falls. This is the new playbook.
America Bends the Knee to China

Official rhetoric says “pushing back on China.” Reality says economic feudalism.
- Tariff deadlines keep sliding; supply chains stay tethered.
- Beijing is amassing gold and silver, with 30% of trade now settling in yuan, a 10-year high.
- Belt & Road vaults let borrowers repo gold locally, bypassing Treasuries.
This is the architecture of a new monetary regime. Corridor by corridor, gold is being re-monetized. The U.S. political class? Still playing catch-up. But at least they’re in the race.
Meanwhile in Windsor: Pageantry and Protest

As the U.S. kneels economically, Britain rolled out the literal red carpet.
- Trump feted at Windsor Castle in full royal regalia: horses, chariots, fanfare.
- Outside: activist artists projection-mapped Trump and Epstein across the castle walls during dinner. Four arrests, little coverage.
Visual metaphor of the week: Gilded decline inside, scandal suppressed outside.
In The Markets

Closing Note: Macro’s Smoke and Mirrors

The week ends in monetary fog.
- Gold and Bitcoin are flashing green.
- Gen Z’s labor market is a demolition zone.
- Dollar weakness no longer blocks equity strength.
The inflation that matters isn’t CPI or PPI. It’s the fiscal and monetary inflation of financial assets. Stay uninvested, and you’ll be left behind.
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